Say "Fuck All" to the Rest of Your Day

Remember 'please accept a drawing of this spider as full payment'? Yeah, well this here is the guy behind that genius: http://www.27bslash6.com/ So he stole our trademark woman flicking off the visitors idea of our nobodygivesashitaboutwhatyouthink.com site, but we let that one expire due to lack of motivation, and quite frankly this guy is friggin hill lair e us. So more power to him.
The pie charts one is the hip new thing going around on the internets so go check it out.

In honor of this site we're also running a win a pickle contest, this one goes to the best comment of what Trisha Tabitha (pictured above) is about to do with that finger. So the best comment below, about the picture above, will win a pickle*.

*no guarantees as to the suitability of said pickle to actually be edible at the time of receipt--you're more than likely going to shove it in the wrong hole anyway but as we care deeply for our readers we'd like to warn you upfront.

Masterpiece of Literature in our time

Once in a lifetime, there is literary work created that will stand the test of time, and become one of the "Great Works" of mankind. Gentle readers, I give you such a work of art, I give you... Battle Asses.

[BS] Presents: Xtranormal is worth a thousand words.

So, El Gammy more or less challenged me to make a video using every single dirty word I could think of. This was much more difficult than I thought it would be, going through every single letter of the alphabet and thinking of something raunchy. I hope you appreciate the effort that went into this. Basically, this is my Avatar. James Cameron can suck it.

[BS] Presents: An Xtranormal Out-of-body experience

2nd attempt at this Xtranormal shit. 2 in a week? You guys are so lucky to have such dedication from me :)

Masturbation

So I'm sure all [BS] readers masturbate to tapes of themselves masturbating.
What I'm wondering is:
Don't you guys find that the tape runs just the perfect length?

Another great flowchart

Things I Notice in Germany

Spaten is a brewery in munich..

Public Service Announcement - Clean Your Balls.

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[BS] Presents: Our first Xtranormal movie!!

So I totally stole this idea from the epicness that is holySmith!, better known as one of the founding members of the world famous Circle Jerk of Lunacy and Perversion.

It's only taken me about a damn year to finally publish our first skit. Is there more to come? Well, that depends entirely on my motivation level. I would rank the possibilty somewhere between "No fucking way" and "Maybe". Enjoy!!

Happy New Year!

This is a testament to how awesome we are here at [BS]. We post Happy New Year wishes a whopping 8 days late! I was checking the Live Feed thingy we have there on the side and noticed we actually still have some people that check this site. And to pay you back for all of your loyalty, we've only updated this with like 9 posts in the last two months. We've been pretty much ignoring you, haven't we? Not cool, I know. At least Wanna Ride Bikes? has kept us somewhat entertained with some nice lady pictures.

Anyways, I wanted to wish everyone a happy 2010. May it be filled with piles of sex, drugs, and rock and roll. I also want to say that I hope we can get back to our former awesomeness of bringing you the most craptastic content you can find on the web. I may even go as far as say that I hope to break our all time record of 76 posts in one month, a record that you may recall, won Tuefel that awesome bet.

So, to everyone out there, keep being awesome and best wishes for 2010.

Tis the season.. lalalalala