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Monday, March 1, 2010

Dear Jaceone

Fuck you.

Sincerely,
Tuefel

11 comments:

El Gammy said...

PS - The site has sucked dick since you've "BEEN THE ONLY ONE UPDATING THE SITE ANYMORE." Stop lazily ripping off videos and get back to work on more foul-mouthed xtranormal shit.

JaceOne said...

Well, aren't you just a son of a bitch? Even though what you are saying is true, I am just posting shit that already exists, you are still a fuck face. If Xtranormal is what you want, Xtranormal is what you'll get. Just as soon as I finish making your mom a pretty pearl necklace.

holySmith said...

Gaywad.

El Gammy said...

That's more like it asshole. While your words may be hurtful and make me die a little inside, at least you put more effort into that retort than you did in your last few posts.

Also... uhhh... YOUR MOM!!

Tuefel said...

I would like to state that while JaceOne is entitled to his opinion (especially when it involves bags of running lawn mowers being lit on fire and tossed at douche bags for their crimes against humanity), [BS] in no way endorses nor does it condone the obsequious stance taken by said same editor as he relates his desire to kowtow to the whims of our retarded horde of readers (yes twelve is a horde).
This blog was started as a glorious homage to the ideal of building a mansion from the dead corpses of baby seals and we shall not see that noble core belief tarnished by the trivial desires of our readership. So in short:

Fuck off.

Sincerely
tuefel

(See how the parallelism makes that one funny JaceOne, cause I said the exact same thing twice--how such literary genius goes unnoticed I'll never know)

Tuefel said...

Note: the state of the corpses as being dead is not redundant--it is an important qualifier, one, for the stability of the mansion in question and two, for JaceOne's fondest wish is for the zombie apocalypse. I am not only an ad whore, but the crusher of dreams.

Oh, and JaceOne?
This gay-as-that-musical-called-“gay:a gay musical about gay men for gay men”-post has now stolen your coveted “most commented post” award. So again:

Fuck off.

Sincerely,
tuefel

JaceOne said...

Ok, them's fighting words! If I didn't appreciate all of your comedic abilities so much, I'd start stabbing fools.

I wish the comment system in Blogger was better. I think we could get some pretty epic back and forths going, but it's such a pain in the ass to go to a separate page to do it. Lame.

wanna ride bikes? said...

wonders what a circle jerk of lunacy would feel like....

Mr Loud said...

Puppies!

JaceOne said...

(Case in point! I didn't even notice that there were more new comments, so I never saw this. RAGE!)

But yes holySmith!, Tuefel and I have been talking about moving to WordPress. The whole lazy-as-shit thing always stops us, but I'd be willing to give it the old college try again, which translates to going to get a few kegs and calling some skank bitches! I don't see how that will get us WordPress though...

Tuefel said...

In all fairness Jaceone, it's not only that we are lazy as shit; we also don't give a shit. With cheese.