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So, El Gammy more or less challenged me to make a video using every single dirty word I could think of. This was much more difficult than I thought it would be, going through every single letter of the alphabet and thinking of something raunchy. I hope you appreciate the effort that went into this. Basically, this is my Avatar. James Cameron can suck it.
Ants on the Apples
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OK Boys, that was E P I C with Cheese. El Gammy and I are sitting here in the office with the volume cranked busting up - literally, El Gammy is in tears.
I'm done crying now. The last time I shed this many tears was during the Season 8 finale to Scrubs. There aren't enough "HAHAHAs" to textually describe how fucking hard I was laughing.
Jaceone - you knocked this motherfucker out of the park. You're more clutch than Nate Kaeding in the playoffs.
As my way of thanking you, I'm going to pathetically attempt to make this shit go viral and spread it like AIDS in Africa.
I love the fact that you guys played this at work. Pure awesomeness. And thank you Gammy. "More clutch than Nate Kaeding in the playoffs" is such a great compliment / insult. Brilliant!
My dream would be to have this end up on Tosh.0 or Attack of the Show. Of course they would have to BLEEP it, which would make it even awesomer. Spread it like an STD man. Can you have a 5 minute ringtone?
Regarding the backhanded clutch kicker compliment, I was gonna go with Vinatieri, but I figured I would cross some sort of slurping line in my comment that would force you guys to start flinging gay jokes (that's what I would've done).
About the 5-minute ringtone - yes, there is a ridiculously complicated way to change your ring cycles before your voicemail picks up (I googled that shit), but on the front end of that you'd have to have an asshole stupid enough to wait the full 5 minutes when calling you.
Not to worry, I've got a simple solution though. Most ringtones are 30 seconds. People cool enough to want to have part of the monotone curses as their ringtone can splice up the sound file so that they get 30 seconds or so of the curse words that start with the same letter of their first name.
For example, a douche named Chris could set his ringtone to say:
cunt
cunt licker
cock sucker
cock gobbler
cock eater
cock pounder with cheese
curdle jizz drinker
cock stuffer
cum gizzling gutter slut
See? I'll get to work on an example later today. In your honor Jace, I'll do the Js area.
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