Epic Boobs # Who the Hell Cares

I had to...

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I was completely compelled to post this video. It's not funny, it's not shocking, it's not sexy, but I had to post it nonetheless. I was drawn to it. The classroom with an audience. The weird psuedo-English. The pounding drum beat. The epic choreography. I can't figure it out. It's basically unexplainable.

Shut up Woman

So you know those looping flash animations that keep going and going and going? Well, this is one of them. It's also hilarious. I probably won't find it as funny tomorrow, but right now I'm laughing. Alchohol does that to me.

By the way. Click the picture, or here.

How Did You Get Second Degree Burns On Your Penis Again?

Turn down the lights, slide in some nice head phones (no your queer-as-a-three-dollar-bill-shoved-up-Liberaches-dead-ass ipod buds won't cut it), and grab a blanket because if this video doesn't have you looking for the nearest BMW to go Dragon Holeing--you are dead. Seriously, call 911 and get your ass to the emergency room, cause you've passed on and are in need of a Doc to make the call so your loved ones can collect on the insurance you selfish bastard.

I may be a cock for driving a BMW but when they sound like this, who the fuck cares?

College Humor: The Mangina

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Sarah Shneider is super hot, but I would definitely have the reaction these guys do. But after that i'd hit it fo sho!

JaceOne's Baby Pic

JAceOne pictured here at a very early age. So if he was this cool then, what the hell happened?

Bring "Retard" Back!

I love that word. Absolutely love it. Let's all tell the late 90's to go fuck itself and resurrect the glory that is the word Retard! Oh hell yeah!

I'm so changing my email signature right now!

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The product, meh whatever, but the fucking comercial is the tits! "It's fucking quantum mechanics [bitches]"

For You Geeks

http://www.google.com/#q=recursion

Andrew Plotkin: "If you already know what recursion is, just remember the answer. Otherwise, find someone who is standing closer to Douglas Hofstadter than you are; then ask him or her what recursion is."

I Fucked Sarah Silverman

The poetry of this here new "old school" metal video has Shakespeare crying home to mommy for want of another try. Ain't no room full of monkeys gonna crank out beauty like:"They can suck your dick, they can lick your sack, cuz heavy metal's back" or "Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crow, they can kiss each other on the camel toe"

Brilliant.

Fucking Brilliant.

Buttmetal rules!

Scientific Fact

You gotta dig way back but women farting has been a theme near and dear to us here at [BS].

Turns out you only fart 14 times a day so make them count.

Ladies.