The Pony Hole

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This is brilliant. Can't believe I didn't think of it first. CollegeHumor is wittier than me you say? Ouch. That hurts me deep reader. Balls deep.

Editor's note: What the French is up with the auto-play on these embedded videos? Anyone know how to turn that feature off? If you tell me, I'll give you beej in the alley.

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Craigslist plea

I know you can't believe everything you read on the Internet, but this is too perfect to not be true. A guy makes a plea on Craigslist to an anonymous woman, asking for a second chance after his unfortunate first impression.

Lucky soccer flag

The Luckiest Soccer Flag in the World - Watch more Funny Videos

So for once Break actually got the caption right. When I die, I want to be reincarnated as this soccer flag. Except instead of the flag part, I want it to be my face. "Oh look Jimmy. It appears there is a motorboat chugging away where the cheerleaders are running out."

iPhone is Suddenly Useful

Yep there's an app for that.

Fun with Infocharts

This one is funny because it is obviously written by a twenty-five year old, who still doesn't have shit figured out as the upward direction of the arrow after 25 indicates that life hasn't killed the optimism within his naive young soul. Face it douche, you're 25, not married, no kids, the two happiest moments of your life, were touching your penis at age 13 and telling your friends about it three years later, and you just spent 8 hours making up an info chart to explain how wonderful touching your penis and then talking about it 3 years later really was--your life arrow isn't headed up buddy.

Holy Submarine Batman

Acura NSX + flood = holy crap it's coming out 'teh doors man! The fucking doors!

It's a No-Shit Honda Civic Ad

An honest-to-god no-shit what-the-holy-hairy-fuck commercial for Honda.

Pics and Video from Orlando MiniMegacon

Hey all--am just back from a funnybook convention in sunny Florida and got some neat pics of folks in costume fighting with swords--namely Ms Marvel, a zombie girl, and the Invisible Woman. I'm making this a link because I need hits too. Nyah.

Giving up

See how it's funny becasue 'rise' is one of those double entanders and lets face it boners are just funny.

So Laugh.

or Jaceone will have to donkey punch your grandmother.

seriously.

don't look up donkey-punch. you don't want to know.

The return of JaceOne - the Bra Toolbox

Ladies and Gentleman. After a 20 day hiatus from my ever-important authoring duties here at [BS] (I was on vacation partaking in heavy amounts of drinking and inhaling cigars and nitro-methane - I was at the NHRA drag races in Brainerd), I am pleased to return and continue bringing you the best content the web has to offer. And when I can't find that content, I just post the random piles of shit I come across and scream some obscenity at you telling you to TAKE IT AND LOVE IT, BITCHES. Today however, I believe I may actually have quite a gem for you.

You see, this lovely young lady who kind of has this Drew Barrymore thing going on, (only with tons of boobage), manages to stuff a set of tools in her bra. Let me tell you, I have a tool she can stuff in her bra! UP TOP! Get it? That was a dick joke folks. I know you've missed me. It's good to be back!!

The Bra Toolbox - Watch more Funny Videos

We're Not Worthy

All hail the hedgehog!

Park That 'Stang

Dear Son,

Uncle Bill, yeah that fucker's crazy!

Russian Army

How is it they lost the cold war?

or

Vaginas on parade.

or

"Your mother wears army boots" takes on a whole new meaning.

or

(post your favorite quote in teh comments and as a reward I'll send Jaceone over to your house with the Internet cam--making you an instant STAR as you get bitch slapped by a massive 37 millimeters of man ham)

End of Blunch

another one of those "Find X. There it is." geniuses. friggen brilliant.

should be president.

even funnier if Dalton was a chick.

DateStamp

Lets see 2009 - 1981, errr, 20 + 80 = 100, umm plus 8. No way! This picture was taken 5 years ago, cuz now she's got two kids and a minivan. (She would have had more, except for the lovin it up the ass so much...) and wears sweats, watches oprah, and loves bon-bons. Good news is that she still loves it in the out hole.

God Bless America...

I've never thought so seriously about joining the preisthood.

The sheer terror!!!!

Not much to say really other than joining in.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo.....

Two Minutes of StarWars

Because I love you, I give you a short little squirt of Star Wars to make your Friday just perfect:

I never knew just how hot Yoda was, and a classically trained Shakespearean actress at that? who knew?

Crazy fast robot reflexes

Ultra High Speed Robot Reflexes - Watch more Funny Videos

Sweet video of some robots with insanely fast reflexes.