Knowing is only half the battle.

Anybody else waiting in suspense to see the movie?

and this is why proof readers are needed...

Belmullet is a town in Ireland.. Not some french red neck hair cut...

Epically Epic....

The Money-shot Excercise Tool!

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OMG. I know exactly how they cast for this commercial. This is damn brilliant. The animation in the middle is the best. That CGI chick was taking a monster load...

College Humor - 2012 Orgy

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You know, this guy brings up a very good point. The ancients used to orgy all the time before impending doom. We need to embrace our history folks. Plus, it's in our nature to want to go out with a bang. I mean, if I was on a plane that was going to crash, you damn well know I'd be tapping some fine piece of ass on the way down. Or I'd be masturbating with my own tears. One of the two.

Just Because I Can

now, because you are a loyal reader and completely motherfucking crack-smack crazy in the head, you'll be wondering what in the fuck is a CUWT? I know I am.

XML, the universal language

I'd like to parse those...

American Psycho Music Video - maybe NSFW

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Ok, so American Psycho is one of my favorite movies of all time. This is a damn impressive scene remake music video to The Talking Heads "This Must Be the Place". Honestly, this is awesome.

Teenage Mutant Humping Turtles

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This turtle is having the time of it's life. And they say humans and dolphins are the only two species to fuck for pleasure. I know this guy's enjoying himself. The chick doesn't look too thrilled though. They are obviously married.

Oh Look Cupcakes

One Girl, Two Cupcakes... err, umm, yeah well I don't see you posting, asshat. Oh and before you get all wadded up in the panties, you can post on [BS], just click the submit now link over there somewhere -->

Happy Hump(s) Day

College Humor - Don't Ask Don't Tell

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Jake and Amir - Magic Trick

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Another great Jake and Amir.

Life is So Much More Enjoyable...

Banned German Sprite commercial - Moderately NSFW

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I will pay the first TV station to air this commercial in the US 5 whole dollars. I'm pretty sure the country would shut down and blood would shoot from everyone's eyes. It would be at that point that I would laugh. Seriously, this is on TV in Europe!! What the fuck is wrong with us?

Fuck the Fruit Salad and This is What Happens

This one no shit works:

I tired of websites going to all the work of putting their name on a photo before I steal it. Fuckers. They stole it, I know they did. Now I got to go to all the work of scrubbing off the ad, well you know what, fuck you evilmilk; I'm stealing your shit and our readers are just too West Virgina pissing off the back porch cause I'm too lazy to type in this other website when I know [BS] is stealing all the good shit off it anyway--to, ah, type in your website anyway.

Ya Darn Tootin'

This dealership is about 20 miles away from me. I think I'm going to throw all my money away at a brand new car so I can get a $500 gun for free.........makes perfect sense.

 

Rooster Teeth - Warning/Error

First of all: I can't figure out how to turn off the fucking auto-play on this video. Sorry! Second of all: This is some pretty funny shit!

David Blaine - Street Magic 3

Part 3. I've heard a rumor of a part 4 soon. I know you're breathless in anticipation.

David Blaine - Street Magic 2

Part 2 of the David Blaine parodies. What the F!

David Blaine - Street Magic

This is a bit old, but it's a great parody on that douche-tool David Blaine. 2 more to come!

College Humor - office fight

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This is almost exactly like something that didn't happen at work today.

Gravity is for pussies

Look at the butt on this one. Yeah, he must work out.

Dear [BS] Reader:

It may be that I'm overcome with summertime endorphins (that, and it's 'six-pack Friday' here at work) but I just wanted the loyal fans of this craptastic blog to know how much I love them. To that end I present this roll of toilet paper:

Sincerely
Tuefel

Have a happy and safe 4th (we need you to come back and click ads buy shit from our sponsors, so I can pay for all the explosives and steaks that I'm going to eat and blow up this weekend)
yes jaceone, in that order.