I'll See Your Inapropriate Content and Raise You

And by raise I mean trying for a boner reference here, besides, your post, while excellent...
"lacked in the back"
if you know what I'm saying.
Oh and if someone busts you at work, kindly point out that she is clothed--if you look real close you can see the strings, I swear.
Cause that's what I was doing, I totally know you can't smell a picture on the internet. Totally.