I found my Truck

For some time now I have been on the hunt for the ULTIMATE truck.

I think I may have just found it.

It could be a bit uglier however.

Attractive Girls Union boycotting Mike Greenman

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

So I know everyone has been going through [BS] withdrawals lately, but here is a quick little nugget to help you understand that we do still love you. Just not in that way anymore...

I Libu Dibu Douchu

Just in case my closest of friends that are the circle jerk of lunacy and perversion were all bummed that humanity got the shaft with that whole faustian pact to gain the internets and world wide webs--along comes Ken Lee to save the fucking day.
enjoy. You better cause we paid for this video with the souls of four helpless kitties.

Why Can't I Have Just One Kiss

How NOT to Get a Kiss

So I waited an entire week and all you give me is a broken video.
yep.
deal.

so click the link already and quit your bitching.

[oh and now it works just to make me a liar]
[[of for fucks sake, it's broken again]]

Something I'm Working On

The ass bags at work got me to join Facebook-- specifically to play Gangster Battles. It's pretty stupid but the real-time all-the-time formula really hit the ADD centers in my brain... just like...

Fucking Eve-Online.

Jerry's an evil bastard. Well actually his parents were married and stuff, and have one of the healthiest marriages I know--so that really just leaves us with Jer being evil.

pure evil.

I wonder if I should re-activate my account?

Cruise around in the Arazu cloaked scarring the everlivingfuck out of newbs in zero space--not really being able to do a fucking thing but oh the running away that would occur!!