Sneak attack

The right color bike seat

It's very important to choose the right color bike seat. If you don't and you're a cute Asian chick in short little jean shorts, people may think you have an angry little penis.

The Internet is full of distractions.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

It's funny cause it's true. I'm slightly disappointed they didn't show the last link though...

Another great College Humor song

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I completely agree with everything he says.

Say "Fuck All" to the Rest of Your Day

Remember 'please accept a drawing of this spider as full payment'? Yeah, well this here is the guy behind that genius: http://www.27bslash6.com/ So he stole our trademark woman flicking off the visitors idea of our nobodygivesashitaboutwhatyouthink.com site, but we let that one expire due to lack of motivation, and quite frankly this guy is friggin hill lair e us. So more power to him.
The pie charts one is the hip new thing going around on the internets so go check it out.

In honor of this site we're also running a win a pickle contest, this one goes to the best comment of what Trisha Tabitha (pictured above) is about to do with that finger. So the best comment below, about the picture above, will win a pickle*.

*no guarantees as to the suitability of said pickle to actually be edible at the time of receipt--you're more than likely going to shove it in the wrong hole anyway but as we care deeply for our readers we'd like to warn you upfront.

Masterpiece of Literature in our time

Once in a lifetime, there is literary work created that will stand the test of time, and become one of the "Great Works" of mankind. Gentle readers, I give you such a work of art, I give you... Battle Asses.

[BS] Presents: Xtranormal is worth a thousand words.

So, El Gammy more or less challenged me to make a video using every single dirty word I could think of. This was much more difficult than I thought it would be, going through every single letter of the alphabet and thinking of something raunchy. I hope you appreciate the effort that went into this. Basically, this is my Avatar. James Cameron can suck it.

[BS] Presents: An Xtranormal Out-of-body experience

2nd attempt at this Xtranormal shit. 2 in a week? You guys are so lucky to have such dedication from me :)

Masturbation

So I'm sure all [BS] readers masturbate to tapes of themselves masturbating.
What I'm wondering is:
Don't you guys find that the tape runs just the perfect length?